Cinderella’s Tale based on the real life coincidences mentioned here in www.lilacnights.com/post/stupid-cupid
Once upon a time Cinderella went to a party err… well it was a birthday party not a ball and she saw this “Prince Charming” there, she felt like throwing up cuz he had already messed with her twice so she started getting a panic attack, she asked her friend and brother to move out of the way and she ran exactly at the strike of 12:00 (for real) all the way to the main road, the Prince followed her and in a fit of rage she tossed her shoe at him, he caught it and his fragile ego said, “She likes me” this was followed by a smirk 😏 Someone had already told me this is the logic they all have (tv strugglers) they’ll come to you first and you’ll show even a tad bit of interest they’ll start telling everyone how much you are into them or how much you “want” them which is very immature. He himself was also an actor so he was like I know I work with these people everyday. Next, the Prince goes around the whole town trying to squeeze the shoe in every girl’s feet, he would forcefully try to fit the foot of everything he would like such as Aneri, Tanya, Birthdaycake waali (whoever it was) Jiya, etc. He was like mere haatho mein hai jaado (my hands have magic) I’ll fit your foot somehow, they said, “But you ain’t some bangdiwaala, you are like Metro, Regal guy here trying to fit the shoe” Some are fat, some are thin, some are average… at this point I would always ask my mother as a toddler “Why are they criticising all other females?” When he fails to find the rightful owner and fit the shoe in her foot, that is - after he runs out of all other options, he finally arrives at Cinderella’s house, where she has her 2 evil cousins waiting for him, they are both like… “How Cool is this, try my feet!” When it starts hurting them they call Cinderella, he says… “I didn’t see her much clearly that night but it had to be the one I don’t like” she comes out jaded, he doesn’t even put on the shoe for her, she tries it herself and it fits quite miraculously… and she says, “Look, I know we’ve met twice before, and I don’t know why but we’ve got off on the wrong foot…” He says “No it’s nothing like that I just don’t like you” she says, “No bewakoof l literally meant that… right pair ka jhutta left pair mein pinaane jaaenga toh kisikohi fit nahi hoenga na?” (If you’ll try to squeeze the right shoe on someone’s left foot it won’t fit anyone) the Prince realised what he’d been doing wrong all this while, she gets the other shoe as well and shows him. That day the Prince learnt the difference between right and wrong but only in the feet.
The End. - By Zara Sauleh
My mother is worse than a step mother (there’s a reason invalid and unfair which I can’t share here, it’s what she said that day because of which I cried for hours) there’s no fairy godmother though and Magic didn’t work in his case (open the link) as a kid I would always tell God I won’t believe in magic unless I see it right before my eyes and when I grew up I did… just a few days prior to when we met, I was wondering who my future husband or soulmate was and my iPod started playing a song track number 11 which was on shuffle mode - “Someday my Prince will come” from Cinderella movie and then I met Harsh and I had that Cinderella moment where my brother gave me that title (he was not aware of the song) anyway I saw more magic but I don’t believe in it anymore.
P.S. Btw I forgot the anonymous handbag girl from the radio station, whoever she was she had a very poor taste, she wasn't stylish like me or him. And still came to those dating apps and even flirted with my catfish ID a few days later... till this date I don't know who she was (During Sindbad) I feel like dying right away.
Xx Zara Sauleh
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