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Writer's pictureZara Sauleh

Did the Chicken come first or the Egg?

Updated: Sep 19, 2020


Just in case, you are afraid of this “Novel Coronavirus”... Every viral infection is extremely contagious, in fact a lot of them are unknown, unrecognised types and subtypes which are easily permeated through contaminated aerosols, also they all replicate and spread inside.

Now coming to the hot burning question... Do you think life started out small? As in due to an amoeba splitting up & multiplying in lakes and stagnant waterbeds? Nope. It started out really huge...

This is what happened, God was a bit bored and he was getting creative, he wanted a few toys/action figures to play with... so he used some soil and slime to create something nice but like every first (feeble) attempt, he knew he was going to discard it sooner or later for not being “perfect”. All his measuring cups were misplaced and he had no idea how much quantity was required for a proper consistency or thickness, so most ingredients spilled out of proportion & when his ideas finally took shape, they evolved into - NEITHER birdies nor small babies, foetuses, kittens or puppies but as guessed, something far more humongous and gigantic.

These microorganisms thanks to their innate survival instincts & nature’s nurturing, fostering environment casted a protective shell or exterior to keep the evolving life inside safe and comfortable and slowly these eggs which were a 100 x bigger than duck eggs cracked and we had a land full of dinosaurs & salamanders, there were flying ones too (1000 x larger than canaries & sparrows) whose remains later inspired the Wright brothers to invent aircrafts.

God was not only unsatisfied but also bored of this huge variety of action figures who did nothing except hunting, trampling and sleeping, so he decided to come up with something far more interesting. There was one small problem though, he knew his next creation wouldn’t stand a chance in front of these massively giant predators so he tossed a meteor towards earth to clear some space and make way for humans.

If he can make dinosaurs go extinct to help the human race survive, this little Micro-orgamism called Coronavirus is literally nothing for him. It’s just a speck of dust!


Do we have to be afriad of it? I don’t think so.


Xoxo

Zara Céleste (Sauleh)

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